The advert always have some women on a coffee afternoon with her friends rubbing her stomach. Maybe she's had too many chocolate cakes or coffee, NO, its something only women get - bloated stomach! Why doesn't one of her friends say "Sally, I think you've had too many cinnamon whirls you fat cow" us men would say that to each other.
Why do we have to invent problems that aren't really there? Bloated stomach means basically you've: eaten too much, drank too much fizzy pop or sparkling wine for the women of leisure or you really need to let out some wind.
This is where women fall short and suffer from a bloated stomach. Men fart loads and have no problems with a bloated stomach.
So in conclusion, sod taking a tablet, just forget being a classy lady. Don't feel like you have sinned for letting out some wind.
