Left handers

A new study shows that Placing a magnet on your head can temporarily turn you from a right-hander to a left-handed person.
In the experiment researchers used a powerful magnetic field to temporarily confuse the brains of volunteers and change their hand preferences.
The effects lasted only while the magnet was switched on and appears to have caused no lasting changes.
Thankfully it doesn't change us right handers into weirdo left handers forever. It shows you have to really mess up your head with a big magnet to be a lefty.



Being left handed must cause problems locking and unlocking doors.
Also shaking hands and receiving change.
And the computer mouse is on the wrong side.

I conclude that Left handers cause problems and must have a magnetic implanted piece in their brain.

Glad I'm right handed!!!


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Vernon Goal Cat Shocker

Thought I would have a try at some video editing...

Scott Vernon's goal in the FA Cup 3rd round  against Manchester City 2005
Oldham Athletic 1 Manchester City 0

Katy Perry sings "Hot N Cold" with Elmo on Sesame Street!

This show is brought to you by....

Katy Perry seems to be all over the papers these past few weeks with a new found love for everything hairy Russell Brand seems to have started off her love for the hairy things in life.




Now she's marrying the hairy posh tramp she can't stay away from hairy fuzz balls -
The cast of Sesame Street was high on her hit list. Elmo prime target number 1, chasing poor Elmo round the streets in her sesame street appearance. When she finally caught him, she skinned him and now keeps him close to her chest




The show is brought to you by the number 38 and the letter double D!!!!
Looks like Russell is safe from being skinned but muppets & fraggles beware!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4272VkGdl00&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Sort me out some magic stars mate?

Why do class A druggies get free low grade drugs to help them with their addiction, but I'm a chocoholic & I don't get given cadburys milk buttons 2 help me? How better would the streets be, instead of some low life offering crack, it will be a pleasant old lady selling magic stars on the street corner. but i'm worried it may get out of control... Sherbet powder in the local bars......popping candy will take glasgow by storm and don't mention Werther's orginals.

Mind Your Step

Why don't horse riders get fined for their horses crapping on the road? But dog owners get fined for doing the same! It's just not fair. Horse poo must be x10 the size of dog poo and if you stand in it...well you are well and truly in the shit. plus if we walked our dog along the road we would get arrested, fined etc... but horses can go where they want, shit where they want,

BUT!!! Bring Back the Rag n Bone man, I miss seeing a dirty tramp on a horse n cart coming up the street. Let's give all tramps free horse n carts!

For those who don't know the Rag and bone man is a british phrase for a junk dealer. Historically the phrase referred to an individual who would travel the streets of a city with a horse drawn cart, and would collect old rags (for converting into fabric and paper), bones for making glue, scrap iron and other items, often trading them for other items of limited value.

They would use a distinctive call to alert householders to their presence, and/or ring a hand bell. They would call out "rag-and-bone", delivered in a sing-song fashion. Long usage tended to simplify the words, for instance down to "any raa-boh".

Iceland Volcano

No more news on the volcano in iceland, looks like my idea to get the old women from knitting shreddies & get them making a massive rug to drop it onto the volcano in Iceland using helicopters has worked!!!!


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Fat fighters

Knackered..just done a 2 minutes walk to the shop and back and I've had it, now I know how it feels for fat people!
Except I have the flu

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Johnny Vaughan

Johnny Vaughan go back to where ever you have been for the last 10 years!
He's no longer funny ever since big breakfast ended. He's been lost in a space time of shitty presenters.


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Microwaves zaps your age

You know when your old when you get so much satisfaction from how a new microwave looks


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Spongebob

I'm full of the flu at the minute, not man flu but proper flu, feel so tired, wish I had the energy n happiness of Spongebob.

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A Husky World

A Husky World is my blog, my head is full of ideas, some good some bad some stupid some wrong.