Stop horsing around

PANIC! We've eaten horse meat, well us normal people, not these veggie freaks who have been tucking into quorn - which resembles E.T's dried poo.
If you ignore all the misleading packaging info, saying its beef when it's not, I can't see a problem with eating horse meat.
Lets face it, horses are no use to the vast majority of people now. These days we have cars & other modes of transport. We have tractors to help with farming tasks.
Seems like only jockeys are getting much use out of horses.
They're bigger than cows, they eat the same as cows, they're probably a healthier animal than cows are, so therefore they must taste about the same.
I'm not a big horse fan, they're too big & have that evil look about them. Don't forget they're not half a dirty as pigs are yet we love eating pig.

Hope they don't tell us Irn-Bru is actually old mans piss!

Mind Your Step

Why don't horse riders get fined for their horses crapping on the road? But dog owners get fined for doing the same! It's just not fair. Horse poo must be x10 the size of dog poo and if you stand in it...well you are well and truly in the shit. plus if we walked our dog along the road we would get arrested, fined etc... but horses can go where they want, shit where they want,

BUT!!! Bring Back the Rag n Bone man, I miss seeing a dirty tramp on a horse n cart coming up the street. Let's give all tramps free horse n carts!

For those who don't know the Rag and bone man is a british phrase for a junk dealer. Historically the phrase referred to an individual who would travel the streets of a city with a horse drawn cart, and would collect old rags (for converting into fabric and paper), bones for making glue, scrap iron and other items, often trading them for other items of limited value.

They would use a distinctive call to alert householders to their presence, and/or ring a hand bell. They would call out "rag-and-bone", delivered in a sing-song fashion. Long usage tended to simplify the words, for instance down to "any raa-boh".