One is more than enough

Most Men would be happy with One Wife not Ziona Chana. He has 39 Wives! What is this guy thinking? It's hard enough coping with One!

He has the world's biggest family with 39 wives, 94 children and 33 grandchildren!!! How does he keep track of Anniversaries & Birthdays? I need an iPhone app to help me remember.
They all live together in a massive 100-room mansion in Baktwang village where his wives sleep in dormitories and take it in turns to sleep in his bed but this guy is smart, he keeps the younger women near the bedroom and the older ones near the kitchen.

The family is run by the oldest wife (battle axe) Who organises her fellow partners to perform household chores such as cleaning, washing and preparing meals.
This guy has it made! But he must have a lot of problems to cope with. The must be a few cat fights.
Plus if it's true and all the women's periods could sync to the same time when together, he must have one hell of a week if that happens, poor sod.



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Special???

Amazing what different views you can have when your younger. Dreams of being a spaceman, thinking monsters lived under your bed, thinking Elton John was one of the special kids.

A lot of you maybe being thinking after my last comment, "under the bed? No monsters lived in the wardrobe"

Oh....the other comment,
Elton John was one of them special kids.

Yes I'll admit it, when I first saw Elton John, when I was a young kid, I thought he was let on stage to play the piano and sing and enjoy himself because people felt sorry for him, because he had special needs!




This was at the time when he wore mad glasses and really bright colours, a bit chubby and wore strange clothes. Plus he had a terrible hair cut.
So I thought he was just a very talented person who record producers let play on stage to help him develop in life because he wouldn't get a proper job, due to him having Special Needs.




Good job I've grown up, or I would be saying "what! They've let a special needs person adopt a baby!"

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Stalking Hell

Before this thing called the Internet appeared, stalking was just what a few delusional men did, who were obsessed with Pat Butcher or Madge Bishop.
Years ago, it was hanging outside their house, sending letters and flowers.
Stalkers love to have a shrine to their idol, with posters, pictures, the most wanted autograph, maybe even the lock of hair.

Then when the boy band craze started, stalking really kicked in. Now it was girls hanging outside pop groups homes, like Take That's, Mark Owen. His wall outside his house was covered in graffiti, when girls (and the odd boy) telling him, how they feel about him. Gangs of girls camped outside his house just hoping for a glimpse of him.



Now will Facebook and Twitter, stalking has risen to a whole new level. You can now stalk from the comfort of your own home.
Stalkers have never had it so good.
The celebs are loving it too, all the attention plus they now list items they want on there Amazon wish list, hoping that some Saddo stalker buys it them.
The page 3 models seem the best at the wish list. With 40 yr old virgins as their target.
What is next? Hologram celeb pages, so every thing they do can be watched, enjoyed, loved, hated and stalked.




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Banner at Latics

I will be taking THE banner to the Oldham v Dagenham game tomorrow.



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OAFC "That's it, we're off"

Seething Simon says there's no will to carry on at crumbling Boundary Park

LEAGUE football will not take place at Boundary Park next season as the full implications of the collapse of the plans for a new stadium are realised.

That is the stark prediction of "sickened" Latics chairman Simon Corney as he struggles to come to terms with the fact that 18-months of work towards a move to a £20 million new facility at Failsworth has hit the Charity Commission buffers.

Corney says there is "just not the will" to carry on with football at the dilapidated old ground beyond the end of their current season and that he is now exploring every option - including ground-sharing outside of Oldham.

"I am afraid the writing isw on the wall for us. What else is there for us in Oldham? A brand new stadium on the Boundary Park site is just not an option - nobody is coming along with £20 million with to build it.

"I have been in contact with a whole host of organisations - no avenue is off limits. What I refuse to do is put the club into administration.

"Of course fans will be angry at some of the decisions we have taken regarding the current ground, but we have taken all of these with the best of intentions. - a new permanent home with improved facilities - but it has not been enough to secure a long-term futurefor the club in Oldham.

"Do we really want to go through this whole process again and again in Oldham - £35,000 for plans here, £20,000 for environmental reports there and what for - all for nothing, just bills, bills and more bills."

The only remaining member of the Three Amigos who took charge of the club back in 2003 to still be at the club, Corney said they had pumped £14 million into Latics and were also now faced with the problem of owning the Lancaster Club land - they paid £3 million - with little hope of a return.

Corney, speaking exclusively to the Chronicle from London, said that he was so sickened that he would not be coming to tomorrow's game with Dagenham and Redbridge: "I feel personally shattered. I am not looking for sympathy but I just cannot face coming to the town. That is sad because the new-look team under Paul Dickov is doing fantastically well. I just feel that I have to stay away and reflect on how I deal with this from here on."

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