While flicking through the tv channels some early morning, the new song from The Saturdays came on. It caught my attention straight away, not just because of Frankie but the lyrics. The sexual innuendo's are everywhere.
Here's a few parts of the Lyrics:
***A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find
A real husband is so 1999, so hard for a girl to find (What)***
Well.....No idea what they are on about, what's 4 years difference? So was he a gentleman in 1995 then he became a husband in 1999, if so I feel for you pal.
***Cause most guys just hit it and quit it
And then they wonder why most girls just spit it***
Well..... We're all thinking the same about them lyrics, most girls just spit it. Wonder what they're on about???? They must mean when she's had some wrigley's spearmint.
***You're not a lady if you're always on your knees
Shouldn't have to beg a gentleman, so please be gentle, please**
Well.....errr another rather interesting lyric, always on your kness, can't imagine what she would be doing??? Maybe cleaning the floor, or some other chore that sucks.
***You had his baby, so you might got him for now
He already had the milk, so why would he go buy the cow?
Hop in, your chance is slim especially when I'm lying next to him***
Well.....course he would have a cow, then there's no need to buy milk again.
***Hop in, your chance is slim, especially when, he's lying next to them***
Well.....what's this a game of? 3 in the bed and the little one said roll over.
***Don't get me long, I know that
Most girls ain't perfect angels
I'll let you taste my rainbow
You could at least be faithful***
Well......what's this magical rainbow she wants us to taste? Her draws must be packed with skittles.
There you go, a Grammy award must go to whoever wrote these Lyrics, a masterpiece of sexual innuendo.
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