What you saying luv?

While flicking through the tv channels some early morning, the new song from The Saturdays came on. It caught my attention straight away, not just because of Frankie but the lyrics. The sexual innuendo's are everywhere.

Here's a few parts of the Lyrics: 

***A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find

A real husband is so 1999, so hard for a girl to find (What)***

Well.....No idea what they are on about, what's 4 years difference? So was he a gentleman in 1995 then he became a husband in 1999, if so I feel for you pal.

***Cause most guys just hit it and quit it

And then they wonder why most girls just spit it***

Well..... We're all thinking the same about them lyrics, most girls just spit it. Wonder what they're on about???? They must mean when she's had some wrigley's spearmint.

***You're not a lady if you're always on your knees

Shouldn't have to beg a gentleman, so please be gentle, please**

Well.....errr another rather interesting lyric, always on your kness, can't imagine what she would be doing??? Maybe cleaning the floor, or some other chore that sucks.

***You had his baby, so you might got him for now

He already had the milk, so why would he go buy the cow?

Hop in, your chance is slim especially when I'm lying next to him***

Well.....course he would have a cow, then there's no need to buy milk again. 

***Hop in, your chance is slim, especially when, he's lying next to them***

Well.....what's this a game of? 3 in the bed and the little one said roll over.

***Don't get me long, I know that

Most girls ain't perfect angels

I'll let you taste my rainbow

You could at least be faithful***

Well......what's this magical rainbow she wants us to taste? Her draws must be packed with skittles.

There you go, a Grammy award must go to whoever wrote these Lyrics, a masterpiece of sexual innuendo.

Here's the link to the video:

http://youtu.be/F5luP09KWqA

Call of Reality

After these shocking killings at a school in America, people are now blaming video games.
Ban guns in America, now that is what NEEDS to happen, licensing laws & to educate people is what's needed.
We did have nut-cases before video games were invented.
Apparently now, everyone who plays Call of Duty are going to kill people - get real, not everyone who plays it is a nutcase & thinks its real life !!
Good job I play Football manager in the safety of my own home dressed in club track suit on normal match days but can't resist putting on a suit for cup finals.

Back in 80's we didn't see an increase in people jumping up head 1st into boxes & searching for super mushrooms to give us a power boost like Mario. Nor did we see people gobbling after pills like Pac-man, ok, maybe we did on the club scene we did.

So if it all turns out to be true and video games influence us, we've just got to hope that when the aliens finally come down to attack us, all our practising on space invaders will come in handy.