Plug away

Evolution fail for spiders!
I found a spider in the bath & watched as it tried & tried to get out of the bath but just couldn't. baths have been around for what seem like forever so why haven't spider adapted to their surroundings yet?
Still they can't escape from a bath! No matter how little of big they just cant seem to get up and out of a bath. You would think with as many legs as they have they could speed charge up the bath side! Plenty of creatures have evolved to their surroundings.




How or why the hell do they get stuck down there in the 1st place? Is it some kind of spider suicide Or maybe they just love riding the bath tub rapids down into the plug hole, they're just gagging for you to run the tap and sent them to their happy place.
So next time you find a spider in your bath, you decide, out the window, down the plug hole, or drown the bastard till it's legs curl together and it goes stiff!
The last option is mainly for the kids who pulled the legs off daddy long-legs.

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Steam bath

How do women manage it? A bath that's so hot that if a man was to step foot into it, his foot would dissolve. It's like dunking tissue paper into a pot of acid. The room is like a sauna, the wallpaper slowly melts off the wall every time they have this steaming hot bath time that seems to last hours.
Women must have different skin than men.
They can even pick up pipping hot plates, cups and even the dreaded hot pop tarts!
Sod men being firemen, let's get the women in that job. They have all the qualifications needed (see above)



The downside is they're rubbish at directions, so by the time they will have arrived the house would have burnt down.


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