Steam bath

How do women manage it? A bath that's so hot that if a man was to step foot into it, his foot would dissolve. It's like dunking tissue paper into a pot of acid. The room is like a sauna, the wallpaper slowly melts off the wall every time they have this steaming hot bath time that seems to last hours.
Women must have different skin than men.
They can even pick up pipping hot plates, cups and even the dreaded hot pop tarts!
Sod men being firemen, let's get the women in that job. They have all the qualifications needed (see above)



The downside is they're rubbish at directions, so by the time they will have arrived the house would have burnt down.


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