Electronic cigga cig ah

Electronic cigarettes seem to be all the rage these days. No matter where you go or where you work, there will be someone with one of these things. I would rather see people with an e-cig than  a proper cigarette but where do we stand with them?

Seems like smokers are getting the best of both worlds, no boundaries or rules what so ever. Free to use the e-cigarettes in public places & the worst place of all..... in the work place.

Which is surely unfair on other people that have addictions?

What about people who are addicted to computer games? Does this mean while in work you can take a PSP or a Nintendo DS around with you & play on it while working just to get your daily fix of gaming?!

What about people who are addicted to alcohol? Does this mean while in work you can happily drink shandy & hammer the wine gums till home time as a substitute for proper alcohol?

What about people who are addicted to porn? Does this mean while in work you can happily be watching Baywatch while you work as a cheap fix to your porn addiction?

A bit of willpower is what is needed to get you through addiction. No matter what it is.......except if your totally addicted to base!

Stop horsing around

PANIC! We've eaten horse meat, well us normal people, not these veggie freaks who have been tucking into quorn - which resembles E.T's dried poo.
If you ignore all the misleading packaging info, saying its beef when it's not, I can't see a problem with eating horse meat.
Lets face it, horses are no use to the vast majority of people now. These days we have cars & other modes of transport. We have tractors to help with farming tasks.
Seems like only jockeys are getting much use out of horses.
They're bigger than cows, they eat the same as cows, they're probably a healthier animal than cows are, so therefore they must taste about the same.
I'm not a big horse fan, they're too big & have that evil look about them. Don't forget they're not half a dirty as pigs are yet we love eating pig.

Hope they don't tell us Irn-Bru is actually old mans piss!

Happy Christmas

HAPPY CHRISTMAS FROM ME

Call of Reality

After these shocking killings at a school in America, people are now blaming video games.
Ban guns in America, now that is what NEEDS to happen, licensing laws & to educate people is what's needed.
We did have nut-cases before video games were invented.
Apparently now, everyone who plays Call of Duty are going to kill people - get real, not everyone who plays it is a nutcase & thinks its real life !!
Good job I play Football manager in the safety of my own home dressed in club track suit on normal match days but can't resist putting on a suit for cup finals.

Back in 80's we didn't see an increase in people jumping up head 1st into boxes & searching for super mushrooms to give us a power boost like Mario. Nor did we see people gobbling after pills like Pac-man, ok, maybe we did on the club scene we did.

So if it all turns out to be true and video games influence us, we've just got to hope that when the aliens finally come down to attack us, all our practising on space invaders will come in handy.

Tramtastic

So the end of the world has been brought forward to this Sunday 16th December rather than the anticipated 21st December - Trams will now run to and from Shaw, this means the Shaw gorbies can escape on the tram!
Go and search "Shaw gorbies" if you have no idea what one of these strange creatures is.
The people of Manchester best be ready for the influx of visitors from Shaw. This is as long as they can figure out the ticket machines.
As discussed on twitter earlier I was informed that they use meat pies as currency & pork scratching as loose change, which is sure to cause problems with the mancs, i can see a few pies will be getting thrown back at them.
So yet more visitors for Manchester, 1st it was the usual Man Utd fans travelling up from the South, then just months ago Oldhamers appeared, now just days away come the gorbies, after the test trials from Shaw to Manchester were successful, as can be seen from this exclusive picture.

It's the end of the world as we know it!

Hard to handle

A couple of weeks ago on a routine journey round Tesco I discovered the bargain section. I noticed a load of Paralympic mugs for sale. To my disappointment they were in full working order! Surely if your selling Paralympic mugs they should be chipped or missing a handle to keep with the spirit of the Paralympics. Could even sell attachments handles to allow the mug to compete with your other mugs in the cupboard.

Pudsey Bear necessity, really?

As you are reading this, Pudsey bears will be beating off kids who try to give him a hug! Battens & riot shields in hand to beat off any kids encroaching within a few inches of them.

The BBC have told them not to give hugs because a handshake or wave is better. In other words they're scared to death of improper conduct accusations. The bandage over his eye is acting as protection just incase he gives the kids a wink.

This is sad news, we all love a hug. Why should a couple of idiots ruin it for us all?
Weird guys have been on the Earth for ever it's not just since they were employed by the BBC as dj's.

Stranger Danger was how I was brought up with.

The kids at the football are made up if they get a hug from Chaddy the Owl the Oldham mascot.

What's going to happen next? Stick the mascot in a bubble and roll him round to meet kids?

Well if I see Welephant outside the fire station, I for one will be giving him a hug!