It's New Years Eve!

To celebrate New Years Eve, here's the best New Years Eva's:
Eva Mendes




Eva Longoria




And Finally, Poland's Finest Eva Wyrwal




HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR EVE!


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You Down With O.C.D.? Yeah You Know Me!

Christmas holidays are here. A great time to go and watch Tron. So I check the listings and see a 10.30 showing. I think great not many people but then I notice it's subtitled & Audio Described!!
Subtitled? What's the point with that? Why should everyday people have to sit with subtitles along the bottom. Hollyoaks on a Sunday morning is bad enough.
Audio Described  is another silly thing. Imagine sat watching Saw 3D with a guy in your earphones telling you - "the sound of the blade ripping into the skull as sally screams"....."AHHHHHHH"
Leave all that till it's released on DVD for the disabled. They don't need 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround sound & they cant see in 1D let only 3D!!! So why do they give them special showings on the imax?
The Deaf and Blind seem to get a lot more advantages than other disabled people which i find unfair. People with Epilepsy are the latest craze for do-gooders but most people who have it, have no problems with flashing lights.
How long before OCD sufferers start getting special treatment? OCD meaning "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder" NOT  "obsessive cullen disorder" that's mad girls obsessed with that annoying prick from Twilight, Edward Cullen.
 I can already see it..

• Asda open the first OCD only supermarket with fellow OCD sufferers employed to go round and straighten the goods on the selves. The asda price check would do well! It will be checked at least 5 times per hour so they couldn't ever be beaten on price.
• OCD Driving Lessons. Not sure if they would get past the... Mirror, signal, Maneuver etc....
• Security Guard OCD training. No door or window would ever be left unlocked, they would be checked and double checked.

Lets be sensible about this, lets help the disabled but lets not go OTT

I couldn't resist the title. Taken from Naughty by Natures song O.P.P

A Late Christmas Present From A Husky World

Here's A Late Christmas Present From A Husky World. This was my very own Christmas card that i made in photoshop, printed and sent out to my friends & family.

Try and spot as many christmas films & christmas characters as you can.

Finger Update

Hospital today for me. Thankfully everything looks to be healing as it should. I got a new Finger splint, a lot smaller than the last one. Just shows how swelled my finger must of been.
My finger is a bit squishy and softer than it should, plus it's got a nice bend to it.
On the downside, there is no bandage or anything covering my finger, so my horrid finger is on show for all to see.
I might stick a badge on my splint to warn people. It's definitely not PG viewing. More like a 16 rating. See for yourself...



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Finger puppet future

It's been a bad week or so for me. Trapping your finger in a big large format printer is not recommended at all.
Well that's what I did, if your abit squeamish don't read on...
Somehow I managed to get my ring finger trapped in the big front rollers of the printer.



I think I was trying to stop the material from falling on the floor when I must of glanced away for a split second. In that time my finger was rolling into the printer. My reaction was to pull my finger out, which took me two attempts. When maybe thinking afterwards, the emergency stop might of been a better option. Yet my instinct was to pull my finger out.
After a trip to the hospital The outcome of this was: it ripped the whole of my finger nail out and fractured my finger.



So it gets bandaged up and I'm sent on my way. Then to the fracture clinic I go. Then on goes a splint to protect my finger.



Back to the hospital every week now into next year. Pain killers are a great help but trying to sleep is a nightmare, can't get comfy, wake after knocking it also the wife catching it.
So will the nail grow back at all?
Will my finger be deformed?
Will it work properly again?
Or will it be completely fine?

If it's not, finger puppetry is the next job for me!




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Steam bath

How do women manage it? A bath that's so hot that if a man was to step foot into it, his foot would dissolve. It's like dunking tissue paper into a pot of acid. The room is like a sauna, the wallpaper slowly melts off the wall every time they have this steaming hot bath time that seems to last hours.
Women must have different skin than men.
They can even pick up pipping hot plates, cups and even the dreaded hot pop tarts!
Sod men being firemen, let's get the women in that job. They have all the qualifications needed (see above)



The downside is they're rubbish at directions, so by the time they will have arrived the house would have burnt down.


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You lost that loving feeling

The words "Top Gun" make you think of fast action, fighter planes , Tom cruise for the ladies and Kelly McGillis for the men. Tom cruise not changed much has he? But Kelly McGillis...




Well not my cup of tea these days. Turns out she's a lesbian now anyway.
Even the chuckle Brothers haven't aged that bad, in fact they look exactly the same.

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