All Bets are ON

Think I was a bit out of my league at the Casino last night, people feeding machines with £20, there's me looking for the 2p slot machine, like the ones that you find in Blackpool.
Drop a 2p in the machine and watch it fall onto the moving sections below, hoping that your coin pushes more coins out.
A plastic cup full of 2p's would be gone in 10 minutes, plus the ones you win. You never leave the machine until your cup is empty.
The 2p Machines have now changed to 10p machines in most Arcades. Do they think we're all rich?



Casinos are mental, cash machines that let you withdraw £1,000 My bank won't even let me withdraw that without at least 10 forms of I.D. Yet feel free to piss away a grand on the roulette table.
I don't have the bottle to bet more than £2 per bet. Unlike the posh kids, using daddies money to bet hundreds.
£30 is the most I've ever won and that was a man of the match bet, thanks Richard Dunne.
The only other thing that I had won was a signed Kelly Brook cutout that lives at the top of my stairs.



Think I'll just stick to my pound bets on things I know a bit about, like football and avoid the other stuff.





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