Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Sensible Soccer

Who else is clueless about these Super injunctions? It's just something for the rich to get away with things they have done wrong and don't want anyone else to find out about.
The rich can do what they want and don't care about the ordinary people at the bottom who they are trying to punish for gossiping about a certain footballer.
He goes by the name of "The footballer who cannot be named" but it's now know who he is thanks to Twitter, Facebook and the Sun Newspaper.
I'm now going with the Sensible Soccer approach and calling him Raan Goggs.



This is how they did it years ago when football computer games didn't have naming rights, so just made up a name that resembles the person.
Raan Goggs needs to quit now before he's know for being the guy who sued the twitter gang and not as the great footballer he should be remember as.

Friday, 20 May 2011

Season over

So the football season is over here in the lower leagues of English football, no play-offs so no extended season. No promotion, so no excitement about the new football season in August. No relegation, so no misery through the summer.

So what does that mean for me? Well being an Oldham Athletic fan, none of the above apply to me. With there being no international tournament this summer the time will surely drag. A few weeks left in the current season for premier league and foreign leagues but I'm not really interested as long as Barcelona beat Man Utd I'll be happy. My other team Fiorentina have nothing to play for.

Nearly 3 months of boredom to come. I don't get to experience the thrill of a big multi-million pound transfer these days at Oldham. Maybe the excitement of a loan signing is all that's left.
Saturday's of feeling bored and wishing I was a game will now begin. Amazing how football turns into such a big part of your life!

Thankfully I have something to help pass the painful few months ahead.... Moving house!
So days & nights of packing have already begun, just 3 weeks left till the big move. I can't wait to get in and get sorted, a fresh start.

My main worry is where do I put my signed Kelly Brook in the new house?





Thursday, 19 May 2011

Plug away

Evolution fail for spiders!
I found a spider in the bath & watched as it tried & tried to get out of the bath but just couldn't. baths have been around for what seem like forever so why haven't spider adapted to their surroundings yet?
Still they can't escape from a bath! No matter how little of big they just cant seem to get up and out of a bath. You would think with as many legs as they have they could speed charge up the bath side! Plenty of creatures have evolved to their surroundings.




How or why the hell do they get stuck down there in the 1st place? Is it some kind of spider suicide Or maybe they just love riding the bath tub rapids down into the plug hole, they're just gagging for you to run the tap and sent them to their happy place.
So next time you find a spider in your bath, you decide, out the window, down the plug hole, or drown the bastard till it's legs curl together and it goes stiff!
The last option is mainly for the kids who pulled the legs off daddy long-legs.

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Sunday, 1 May 2011

Manchester Marathon in the late SunShineeeee

At this moment in time while writing this, my Wife is doing an all night Marathon run for Cancer research in Manchester, all 27 miles of it.

Before hand she says "why didn't you do it"? Well as most men think, race for life & Shine Cancer research is only for women.
If I had known, I would of loved to have taken part in the Marathon.
Even on the latest advert, Race for Life are complaining they are short of women competitors to take part in the run 5k events which means lack of money to help beat Cancer.... Well let us men take part if the numbers are down. Most men would enjoy running behind a load of women, and most men would agree it will be a good view to be had by all  ;)  but bet they all won't look like Kelly Brook!

Plus its thumbs up by the women too, athletic looking men speeding past them, fun for everyone then, whilst raising money at the same time.
Yet again, it's the Shelias wheels syndrome again. Equal rights please. We all want the same thing, so please let anyone enter these Cancer events. Then we can all do our bit and help beat Cancer.

Its not too late to Sponsor the wife
http://www.sponsormetoshine.org/laineyhuskinson