Amazing how dogs seem to have taken over the world on the sly, we've hardly noticed it has happened.
Who would of thought 20 years ago or so, that dogs would be jumping for joy after watching their owner pick up their shit and put it in a bag. They must love it knowing that they can run anywhere and someone will chase after them with a asda carrier bag waiting for them to poo.
They even are treated to holiday kennels by some people, some food costs even more than our food & they have doggy shampoo
Surely dogs are on a par with babies now. We treat them the same. As well as cleaning up their poo, We even talk to them in a different voice.
Now we dress them up in little outfits and some people stuff them in handbags - (the dogs, not babies) but who knows, baby bags could be the next IN-thing!
Plus if the baby cries too much, just zip up the bag!
Can't wait to see what dogs get next, maybe we'll be carrying umbrellas to keep them dry when we take them for walkies while we get pissed wet through.
Showing posts with label babies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label babies. Show all posts
Monday, 1 October 2012
Monday, 27 June 2011
Baby Baby Baby
I discovered something last week
After 21 weeks babies have rapid eye movement (REM); a key component to any healthy baby's sleep schedule, that indicates they're now capable of dreaming.
What can they possibly dream about? They have no idea about life outside the womb. No dreams of ginger bread houses and fun things like that.
So dreaming of being upside down in the womb us the best it gets for the soon to be new born baby.
Inside the womb the baby at 21 weeks will have very thin skin that is very red and translucent, and a bit wrinkled. So they will kind of resemble E.T's glowing red finger.
It's memory also develops at this stage, like with the dreaming, it can't be much use to the baby, it's like having a super power that you can't use. Like penguins having wings but not being able to fly.
Surely the big man above should of switched on dreaming and memory for babies once they are born. Why waste it before when they will lose it 80 years on in their life!
On a separate note, while looking for a picture of E.T's finger I saw this....
Not sure who this is aimed for?
Children or Adults?
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
After 21 weeks babies have rapid eye movement (REM); a key component to any healthy baby's sleep schedule, that indicates they're now capable of dreaming.
What can they possibly dream about? They have no idea about life outside the womb. No dreams of ginger bread houses and fun things like that.
So dreaming of being upside down in the womb us the best it gets for the soon to be new born baby.
Inside the womb the baby at 21 weeks will have very thin skin that is very red and translucent, and a bit wrinkled. So they will kind of resemble E.T's glowing red finger.
It's memory also develops at this stage, like with the dreaming, it can't be much use to the baby, it's like having a super power that you can't use. Like penguins having wings but not being able to fly.
Surely the big man above should of switched on dreaming and memory for babies once they are born. Why waste it before when they will lose it 80 years on in their life!
On a separate note, while looking for a picture of E.T's finger I saw this....
Not sure who this is aimed for?
Children or Adults?
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Thursday, 7 October 2010
Baby baby baby...
Come on feel the noise (babies crying)
My thoughts on babies are that fat/big babies must of been in too long feeding on too much from it's mum, they should of come out earlier...The same could be said with babies that are born with hair - they've been in long enough for them to grow hair.
Skinny or small babies should of been kept in alot longer, they needed more food. The women just need to hold them in abit longer just like when you need to fart and your in a lift or a meeting , you just keep your fart in as long as you can, yeah it feels abit of an ache but such a relief when it's out.
My thoughts on babies are that fat/big babies must of been in too long feeding on too much from it's mum, they should of come out earlier...The same could be said with babies that are born with hair - they've been in long enough for them to grow hair.
Skinny or small babies should of been kept in alot longer, they needed more food. The women just need to hold them in abit longer just like when you need to fart and your in a lift or a meeting , you just keep your fart in as long as you can, yeah it feels abit of an ache but such a relief when it's out.
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