Nothing to pass the time with, your iPhone is low on battery, A load of Chavs are on the bus, so best not get your iPad out.
Well here's a game to play, nothing needed except your own mind and eyes.
The game is called "passenger paradise or passenger hell"
Works best when your on your own without your partner, or involve your partner but be prepared for the words "so you think they're better looking than me?!"
* Look around who's on your bus, now imagine there's an end of the world scenario. Yet your bus and the people on it are the only people left in the world.
* Look at them people. What are they like? old, young, fat or thin?
* Now choose who you would be prepared to carry on the human race with.....or not and let mankind die! It's a bit like snog, marry or avoid.
* The more people, the more choice you get.
* The less people, the worse it could be, the worse for mankind
you could hit a jackpot day with plenty of attractive people to Carry on the human race OR it could be disaster and your bus could be full of old & ugly people OR even worse..... same sex, George Michael with be more than happy with this situation as would Elton John, who would be hoping there was a baby on board that he could adopt.
Jordan would no doubt work her way round all the male passengers, playing them off against each other to see who wins.
Everyone can play it, it's fun to see who you would end up with if the world all around you ends and all that remains is your fellow commuters.
Remember it is a game for your own mind. Dont be teasing your favourite old person with a werthers originals to win their affection for the end of the world!
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I played this on the bus on Monday. It was a double decker bus and I was upstairs - this posed the problems of deciding what should happen to the people downstairs without being able to see them. I decided for safety sake to just 'off' them, whatever ended the world, they didn't survive it. I thought this was for the best as I was unable to see them to vet them, and if they're choosing to sit downstairs they're probably the weaker, less adventurous people so we wont miss them.
ReplyDeleteUpstairs however we had quite a good number of people to get life started again, and seemingly a mix of nice folk. There were some school kids on there who I decided to let live as I thought it best to have a future labour force as well as some grown ups. In fact most of upstairs survived as I think you really need more than one couple to repopulate otherwise everyone will get all inbreedy and the children won't come out right.
I was sat behind a guy I thought would be my perfect match - he was in a suit but a bit casual and didn't look like a boring suit type. About the right age, healthy, built enough to look after me if there were wild animals survived to attack us and definitely capable of starting fires. BUT, half way along my journey he got off the bus, in fact, by then a lot of people had got off the bus. After this I pretty much thought it was for the best the human race die out quietly rather than leave an embarrassment of people lying around for aliens to discover and mock.