Monday 14 October 2013

Diego Cervero is a Latic

Way back in 2006 a Spanish striker called Diego Cervero had a trial at Oldham Athletic. He played in a couple of friendly games. Sadly the move never happened, but he still became a cult hero with a few latics fans partly due to his sideburns.
Recently I heard about a Spanish club called Real Oviedo in financial problems who needed help. They were offering shares in the club to generate money, so I decided to buy shares to help them out. Then I thought, is Diego still there?. Sure enough he was.
The club was saved with help from Sid Lowe, shareholders, fans & ex players like Michu, Cazorla and Mata.

Then through social media I I was able to make friends with fellow shareholders & fans, who made me feel welcome being part of the club, especially the Real Oviedo Shareholders Trust. 
Through that I discovered Diego wanted an Oldham shirt, so I was glad to help and sent a shirt with his name & number on plus my Oldham flag too.

This weekend he was given both the flag & shirt. Good to see him with an Oldham shirt at last but happy to see him in the Real Oviedo shirt scoring the goals for promotion this season!


 



Saturday 22 June 2013

What you saying luv?

While flicking through the tv channels some early morning, the new song from The Saturdays came on. It caught my attention straight away, not just because of Frankie but the lyrics. The sexual innuendo's are everywhere.


Here's a few parts of the Lyrics: 
***A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find
A real husband is so 1999, so hard for a girl to find (What)***

Well.....No idea what they are on about, what's 4 years difference? So was he a gentleman in 1995 then he became a husband in 1999, if so I feel for you pal.

***Cause most guys just hit it and quit it
And then they wonder why most girls just spit it***

Well..... We're all thinking the same about them lyrics, most girls just spit it. Wonder what they're on about???? They must mean when she's had some wrigley's spearmint.

***You're not a lady if you're always on your knees
Shouldn't have to beg a gentleman, so please be gentle, please**

Well.....errr another rather interesting lyric, always on your kness, can't imagine what she would be doing??? Maybe cleaning the floor, or some other chore that sucks.

***You had his baby, so you might got him for now
He already had the milk, so why would he go buy the cow?
Hop in, your chance is slim especially when I'm lying next to him***

Well.....course he would have a cow, then there's no need to buy milk again. 

***Hop in, your chance is slim, especially when, he's lying next to them***

Well.....what's this a game of? 3 in the bed and the little one said roll over.

***Don't get me long, I know that
Most girls ain't perfect angels
I'll let you taste my rainbow
You could at least be faithful***

Well......what's this magical rainbow she wants us to taste? Her draws must be packed with skittles.

There you go, a Grammy award must go to whoever wrote these Lyrics, a masterpiece of sexual innuendo.


Here's the link to the video:

Sunday 12 May 2013

Electronic cigga cig ah

Electronic cigarettes seem to be all the rage these days. No matter where you go or where you work, there will be someone with one of these things. I would rather see people with an e-cig than  a proper cigarette but where do we stand with them?

Seems like smokers are getting the best of both worlds, no boundaries or rules what so ever. Free to use the e-cigarettes in public places & the worst place of all..... in the work place.

Which is surely unfair on other people that have addictions?

What about people who are addicted to computer games? Does this mean while in work you can take a PSP or a Nintendo DS around with you & play on it while working just to get your daily fix of gaming?!

What about people who are addicted to alcohol? Does this mean while in work you can happily drink shandy & hammer the wine gums till home time as a substitute for proper alcohol?

What about people who are addicted to porn? Does this mean while in work you can happily be watching Baywatch while you work as a cheap fix to your porn addiction?

A bit of willpower is what is needed to get you through addiction. No matter what it is.......except if your totally addicted to base!

Tuesday 12 February 2013

Stop horsing around

PANIC! We've eaten horse meat, well us normal people, not these veggie freaks who have been tucking into quorn - which resembles E.T's dried poo.
If you ignore all the misleading packaging info, saying its beef when it's not, I can't see a problem with eating horse meat.
Lets face it, horses are no use to the vast majority of people now. These days we have cars & other modes of transport. We have tractors to help with farming tasks.
Seems like only jockeys are getting much use out of horses.
They're bigger than cows, they eat the same as cows, they're probably a healthier animal than cows are, so therefore they must taste about the same.
I'm not a big horse fan, they're too big & have that evil look about them. Don't forget they're not half a dirty as pigs are yet we love eating pig.

Hope they don't tell us Irn-Bru is actually old mans piss!